Cattle blocked the road in front of our bus, and the team made jokes (if you can call them that).
"Don't STEER us wrong!
Use your HORN!
That ain't no BULL!
I've never HERD of this one.
If we hit one, it would be an UDDER shame.
We really MILKED that!" (referring to the amount of puns)
Another day, there were men carrying mattresses on their heads, and it began again...
"Looks like they're SLEEPWALKING.
They've certainly got a SPRING in their step!
Those guys are definitely not LYING DOWN on the job.
That's making a BLANKET statement.
Ok, guys, I think that about COVERS it.
Yeah, let's put this thing to REST!"
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